Well, since I’m batting 1.000 on prayers on my blog, I’m going to try again.
Dear Supreme Being of the Universe,
I am going to buy a lottery ticket on the way home from work today. I know since you are infinitely wise, and powerful enough to answer my prayers, and apparently willing to, this should be a snap.
Can you please make all the numbers selected be the same as the numbers on my lottery ticket?
Thanks again for your help with the government!
Amen.
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Well, did you win?!?!
I haven’t checked yet. I’m sure I did though, I mean, I did pray for it!
Ok, so now I’m .500. Prayer denied.
Well, think of it this way: 100% of your prayers have been answered! One ‘Yes’ and one ‘No.’ Congrats.
Maybe you should stick with philanthropic prayers at first, kinda build up a good rapport with the Big Guy, THEN go for the gold.
Let me know how that works out for you.