WWDD

Dear Supreme Being of the Universe,

On or about November 7th, and all the way up until the Presidential elections in 2008, will you please have the democrats take control of the government? I hear they’re going to do great things to restore the economy, fix the Iraq problem, hold corporations accountable for fraud, and not be an evil satanist organization like the BushCo. rethuglican dictatorship.

And when they do take control, please help Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert find work. They are both funny and I know they could make a living in comedy outside of a wrong-wing controlled government.

And since the democrats have no bias at all, please get them to start up a real investigation into why BushCo. and his Halliburton cohorts flew those planes into the towers on 9/11. It’s clear it’s their fault and they need to be brought to justice, it’s just the wingnuts squash efforts to look into this. Just visit Brave New Bookstore for all the indisputable facts.

Thank you for listening to my prayer.

Go Dems!