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Davy — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 23:17:43 +0000

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Calvin and Hobbes

Davy — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 00:17:31 +0000

I’m a big Calvin and Hobbes fan. Always loved it, hated to read the last strip. Got the big boxed set. Coolio.

Stumbled on this at YouTube. Pretty funny.

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Another Prayer

Davy — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 21:15:57 +0000

Well, since I’m batting 1.000 on prayers on my blog, I’m going to try again.

Dear Supreme Being of the Universe,

I am going to buy a lottery ticket on the way home from work today. I know since you are infinitely wise, and powerful enough to answer my prayers, and apparently willing to, this should be a snap.

Can you please make all the numbersÂ selected be the same as the numbers on my lottery ticket?

Thanks again for your help with the government!

Amen.

Halloween Hilarity

Davy — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:36:34 +0000

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER…

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP…

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is oming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…

and,

The coffin stops!Â