Browsing the blog archives for October, 2006
Dear Supreme Being of the Universe,
On or about November 7th, and all the way up until the Presidential elections in 2008, will you please have the democrats take control of the government? I hear they’re going to do great things to restore the economy, fix the Iraq problem, hold corporations accountable for fraud, and not [...]
I think I’ve scared all my religious friends away with all my logic and reasoning, but since I’m a glutton, I’ve got another religious thing to talk about.
Heaven.
You get to spend the rest of time with the family members that also make it there. That sounds pretty sweet. But it’s also where my problem starts.
You [...]
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward [...]
I’m just linking it because I get to hear Richard Dawkins mention the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
edit: The video was removed from YouTube because of some legal stuff.
He also asked, “Who did God?”
Got this gem of an email from somebody this week.
You may have heard that the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten that day, making him late to work.
One woman was late because her alarm clock failed to ring. One had a child that dawdled. One of them missed his bus.
One [...]
Wow. Interesting story here. Apparently the lions are now attacking elephants. For food of course, although the article makes it seem like they’re just killing them for fun or something.
“It’s just unbelievable. The lions are trying to kill every night, even though their bellies are full. They are just machines.”
I like watching all kinds of [...]
Tonight’s a big night of television.
We finally get to see what’s up with the Lost gang. It’s supposed to get you re-hooked in the first 5 minutes.
For all you World of Warcraft fans, tonights season opener of South Park should make you feel all giddy inside. Here’s the preview for it.
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The Nine might be worth [...]