What am I doing up at 1:00AM? Playing poker. What else would I be doing online? I’ve seen just about every YouTube video out there and I’ve exhausted all my options on Hulu.
I can only read so many HuffPo articles and FARK doesn’t update quick enough for me. I-Am-Bored updates too slowly as well. FailBlog is pretty funny, but again, updates are few and far between. Same with LOLCats and dogs.
So I’m pretty much left with poker. I only play for small stakes, usually sit-and-go’s and tournaments. I’m not trying to make a living playing poker, even though that would be fun, I’m just doing it to kill time. Really, it’s to have my way with time. Time is a bastard that needs to be taught a lesson.
Still no job, although I think I’ve applied for 50 since I became unemployed. Finding a job in this economy really sucks. I thought Obama was supposed to fix that? (That was just troll fodder.)
Why is this donkey raising with 10-7 off-suit and then getting mad at me when I call his stupid raise with KQ and 10 times the chips he has?
I should probably start working out again. I should start getting up early and running.
Can’t wait until Monday. Isabel’s first basketball game. That will be a great time.
I need to find and charge up my iPod.
I’ll leave everyone with this little nugget of wisdom.
If you can’t beat them, join them. THEN beat them, it’ll be easy because they won’t be expecting it.
That was courtesy of Stephen Colbert. He probably got it from someone else though, but I didn’t care to check.